An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape
this is the stupidest fucking post why does it have almost two hundred thousand notes
Because people like grapes.
Those who have seen Supernatural:
And those who haven’t:
WHAT IF THEY REMEMBER ADAM.
WHAT IF DESTIEL BECOMES CANON.
WHAT IF BALTHAZAR, MARY, JOHN AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO DIED RETURNED.
WHAT IF LUCIFER COMES BACK.
WHAT IF SOMETHING GOOD ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
I love how lucifer coming back is classed as something good
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"